alwaysbelieveinfutures: tincanlantern: The kiwi Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs I am 300% done with you guys.
greydelisle: Handy Manny is still single because all of his friends are tools.
peachdoxie: According to Yahoo, tumblr is worth $1.1 billion. According to tumblr, there are 108 million blogs on tumblr. That means that each blog, on average, is worth about ten dollars and 18.5 cents. Congratulations, your blog is worth less than a large one topping pizza at Pizza Hut.
i-touched-eridans-butt: I went on Google Images and typed in Samurai Jack andI was not disapointed
thickbrowsensei: misskenzierain: thickbrowsensei: Well ya know just waiting on season two of Korra you misspelled season three of sherlock you misspelled my foot in your ass
whateverhumans: rootbeef: gangstamickey: being hot but also feeling like you need something over your legs being hot but also being unable to sleep without a blanket being hot
nerdycommunity: on the internet: 7:30pm *closes eyes for 5 minutes* 5am at school: 9:30am *closes eyes for 5 minutes* 9:20am
Justin Bieber as a judge on the x factor
Justin: that performance was not swaggy
Justin: you dont have uh like the swag we're looking for
fabulous more like im fab, u less
fatwink: play anime openings at my funeral
*sticks my hand in your chip bag* can i have one
allonsay: “tumblr needs an own island” i have found the perfect map for this island
duosion: my favorite anime is caillou
tylenold: why would there be 99 bottles of beer on the wall in the first place
Dentist: *stabs you in your chest*
Dentist: You're bleeding because you don't floss.
derpalicious: greenmariosmansion: alakazams really are so smart look at this guy he’s literally been holding those spoons in his hands for four generations of pokemon in preparation for this Foresight finally worked.
mrcraabs: imagine if all trees were wifi hotspots. now that is a future i want to be in
whittenorr: i just got really fucked up thinking about clouds weigh as much as an elephant or a 747 or more but still float literally full of electricity much like your standard vibrator pisses rain all over us ungrateful bastards make cool shapes like rabbits or dongs they dont give a fuck where they go they just go to trash shit props clouds, you’re metal as hell
*cracks knuckles* time for some serious studying!
teacher: don't bullshit this essay
me: i'm gonna bullshit this essay
carlmander: if robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money id just laugh and search with them